"Hey! Come out and meet us at our next project!" 

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 02/20/2018 at 10:12 • Filed to: The almighty dollar

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“Sure!”

“Ok, the buyers and project manager want to meet at 8am.”

“Where was this again?”

“Fauntleroy!”

“... Oh.”

Traffic!

benjrblant > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/20/2018 at 10:14

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So what you’re saying is you should’ve left at 5am?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > benjrblant 02/20/2018 at 10:15

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Yes, actually. I took a hot shower and drank coffee instead.  

benjrblant > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/20/2018 at 10:18

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The Almighty Dollar saw that you put yourself first and sent the traffic to punish you.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > benjrblant 02/20/2018 at 10:19

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Curse these weaknesses of the flesh!!!

fintail > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/20/2018 at 10:20

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First day after a long weekend (for some), have fun.

A helicopter can be a good commuter rig.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > fintail 02/20/2018 at 10:45

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If helicopters became a common choice, we’d have traffic up there like Los Angeles and crashes everywhere all the time.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/20/2018 at 10:47

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Everett all the way down there?! You should have caught the Edmonds-Kingston Ferry, drove down the Kitsap Peninsula (you’ll still hit traffic coming into Bremerton, but less of it), then took the Southworth-Fauntleroy Ferry, because it would have been faster.

fintail > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 02/20/2018 at 10:49

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Imagine the typical Seattle metro area driver in something that flies. You’d want to live in an underground bunker.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > fintail 02/20/2018 at 10:57

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Seriously. However, it could only do good things for the economy, between killing the stupid people when they screw up and the sales of 1” thick steel plate to clad every suburban home with for protection against falling helicopters...

fintail > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 02/20/2018 at 11:14

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Might cut housing demand a bit and reduce prices by a couple hundred bucks, too.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > fintail 02/20/2018 at 11:19

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Everyone wins!